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60s FENDER JAGUAR PARTCASTER "THE GETAWAY DRIVER"
Purchased off EBAY by CADE in 2016 for THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS due to the refinishing with TEXTURED GREY SPRAYPAINT and SANDPAPER SELF-VINTAGING
Used on roughly 40% of TIGER BLOOD for OBNOXIOUS FEEDBACK and CLEANS
modified with SYD QUARTER POUND PICKUPS and STAYTREM and FUNNY WORDS
Currently resides in THE BEACH where it AWAITS REPAIRS for substantial damage sustained during LIVE RECORDING of BOB STEFANOWSKI SUCK MY FAT COCK

J MASCIS SQUIER JAZZMASTER "THE CHADMASTER"
Purchased off CRAIGSLIST by ADAM, modified with CLEAN WHITE PICKGUARD
Used as the lead guitar on SATs and RUBBER MAIDENS and any other song that requires SWEET WHAMMY DIVES or GLIDE STRUMMING 
Resides at BOWDOIN UNIVERSITY with the VM JAZZ BASS and JC77

FENDER MODERN PLAYER JAGUAR
Main live guitar for CADE Used exclusively on CANT PAVE LOVE and extensively on TIGER BLOOD
Kept primarily in DAEAAA TUNING
modified with GIBSON P90 PICKUPS and SWEET SEA FOAM GREEN PAINTJOB
SELECTOR SWITCH glued permanently to BRIDGE POSITION
Once had a built in mid cut switch but it was removed by CADE for sounding like COMPLETE GARBO
Currently resides at THE BEACH slowly losing its GREEN PAINT 

 

80s IBANEZ ROADSTAR 2 HSS
Used by NATE on BOB STEFANOWSKI SUCK MY FAT COCK and TUNXIS VALLEY in DAEAAE tuning 
Initially met with REVULSION and DISGUST by band members but eventually accepted due to PRIMITIVE 80S AESTHETIC and SWEET ANGLED NECK PICKUP

 

FENDER MEXICAN HSS STRATOCASTER
Purchased by EVAN at LOCAL SAM ASH for DECENT USED PRICE
Used on JUNIOR CRISIS 1977 by CADE and EVAN whilst badly trying to emulate the guitar tone of THE HECKS' self-titled LONG PLAY 
Currently resides in MIDDLE OF NOWHERE STUDIOS gathering HOG DUST and MELON PARTS

SQUIER BULLET MUSTANG "THE FUCKSTANG"
Second cheapest guitar available from SQUIER GUITARS
Sounds worse than MOST FIRST ACTS
Kept in standard tuning and used to play ANTI FAUNA live
Covered in COLLAGE ART by EVAN
Resides at THE BEACH

SQUIER VM JAZZ BASS
Purchased by ADAM off CRAIGSLIST
Used on ANTI-FAUNA, RUBBER MAIDENS, SIX FOOT TEN and PEAK DISTRICT and as PRIMARY LIVE BASS
Resides at BOWDOIN UNIVERSITY with the JC77 and CHADMASTER

IBANEZ SOUNDGEAR BASS "SUBTERFUDGE BASS"
Purchased by CADE new in 2014 for high school band SUBTERFUDGE
Used as main recording bass on TIGER BLOOD and CANT PAVE LOVE
Universally hated by MIRROR WAVES for its TERRIBLE WIMPY SOUND and POOR AESTHETIC
 
In 2016 LARGE SUBTERFUDGE DECAL was covered with EVEN LARGER PRESONUS DECAL
Traded for EMINENCE HALF STACK CABINET in 2018 to man with both RUSH SHIRT and RUSH PANTS

YAMAHA PSR-E213 "EGGY LOAM PIANO"
Used as MIDI CONTROLLER for VOLCA FM on album TIGER BLOOD and as bass synth on CANT PAVE LOVE
Gets its nickname from its two built in speakers being obscured by LETTER STICKERS bought at PEP BOYS spelling out EGGY and LOAM
Currently resides at THE BEACH
 

CASIO MT-68 ELECTRONIC MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
Purchased by EVAN at GOODWILL for $4.99 and still has PRICE STICKERS on bottom
 Long thought to have DIGITAL PRE-PROGRAMMED DRUMS by CADE until a GOOGLE SEARCH proved the drum sounds to be ANALOG
Used to create DIGITAL ORGAN DRONES and as a PARTIALLY SUCCESSFUL METRONOME
Currently resides among the CLUTTER of a SUNY PURCHASE DORM ROOM after being rescued from CHINESE RIVERBED 

 

CASIO SK-1
Purchased at GARAGE SALE by EVAN when he was in 6th GRADE
Used on both CANT PAVE LOVE and TIGER BLOOD to create drones using its EXTENSIVE INSTANT SAMPLING CAPABILITIES
Currently resides in HELL
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KORG MINILOGUE ANALOG SYNTHESIZER
Purchased after the recording of TIGER BLOOD
Used on ECHO PARK BOMB CITY and live as a FILTER for Evan's CASIO MT-68
Is renowned for its GOOD WORK in MIRROR WAVES
Currently resides at THE BEACH 

KORG VOLCA FM
Used for synth patches on NOTHING GROWS HERE, HOLD ON SEDIMENT, SIX FOOT TEN, and SATs
Too SMALL to use onstage so is generally replaced with EVANS CASIO MT68
Currently resides in an UNKNOWN LOCATION (LIKELY ORANGE TOWN DUMP) 
 
ROLAND JAZZ CHORUS 77W "ROLLIN' JAZZ JUNIOR CRISIS 1977"
Used for SHITTY CLEAN LEADS on TIGER BLOOD and Cades LIVE AMPLIFIER for pre-TIGER BLOOD concerts
Currently resides at BOWDOIN UNIVERSITY in NEW BRUNSWICK where its FREEZING COLD SOLID STATE TONES match the LOCAL CLIMATE

 

 

BLACKSTAR HT40
Used by CADE to record all of CANT PAVE LOVE
The MID SCOOPED CLEAN CHANNEL, along with the BIG MUFF PI TONE WICKER, is responsible for the ear-straining lack of MIDRANFE FREQUENCIES on the record
Handle removed circa 2016 in order to facilitate more stable MARSHALL STACKS
currently resides at ORANGE PAWN 

 DIGITECH VOCAL 300
BEST fucking THING EVER
SERIOUSLY its THE SHIT
Uses HORRIBLE SPECIFIC DIGITECH POWER SUPPLY

BIG MUFF PI TONE WICKER FUZZ
Used by CADE to record almost the entirety of CANT PAVE LOVE and is repaonsible for the albums characteristic LACK OF MIDS
Eventually pawned off by CADE after it failed repeatedly during a live show at the NOW-FLOODED ROUGH DRAFT
Currently resides at GUITAR CENTER
 
DIGITECH RP250 MULTI-FX UNIT 
Difficult to use due to its DATED UNDESIRABLE SOUNDS and lack of YA YA EFFECT
Still used by NATE with SURPRISINGLY DECENT RESULTS
Currently resides on NATES PEDALBOARD 

CATALINBREAD KARMA SUTURE "VAGINA FUZZ"
Purchased by CADE to replace the EHX BIG MUFF PI TONE WICKER before he realized the DESIGN ON THE PEDAL is a DETAILED VAGINA
Used as MAIN FUZZ in SATs, SIX FOOT TEN, and RUBBER MAIDENS 
Has EVEN LESS MIDS then the big muff pi but roughly FOUR TIMES AS MUCH VOLUME BOOST to compensate
Currently resides on CADES PEDALBOARD 
 
EHX MEMORY BOY DELAY "MEM BO"
Primary ECHO AND DELAY pedal for CANT PAVE LOVE and TIGER BLOOD
Extensively used by CADE for its SELF OSCILLATION which creates massive waves of ANALOG NOISE that can be triggered VIA FOOTSWITCH
Ditched by CADE in favor of the BOSS DD7 in 2017

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er LESS IMPORTANT PEDALS used LIVE or ON RECORDS include:
MXR DYNA COMP
CATALINBREAD TOPANGA SPRING REVERB
BOSS DS1 DISTORTION (TERRIBLE)
MAXON TUBESCREAMER
TC ELECTRONICS SHAKER
UNBRANDED WAH "MALKMUS PEE WAH"
PROCO RAT2
FULLTONE DISTORTION PRO (NEVER USED OUTSIDE DEMOS)
DIGITECH PDS REVERB
IBANEZ VINTAGE EQ (80S)
EHX SMALL STONE PHASER
EQD RAINBOW MACHINE
EQD DISASTER TRANSPORT
BOSS SD1
MOOG MF MINI RING MODULATOR
XOTIC SP COMPRESSOR
BOSS RC3 LOOPER
EHX HOLY GRAIL BIG BOX REVERB (80S)
AUDACITY
EQD PARK FUZZ
ALESIS MIDIVERB 2
PRESONUS CHANNEL ONE
 
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